Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't want to work at the magazine anymore.

God, do it. Just do it, then. Do it.

I have some important announcements to make.

So when you're old and ugly, you can look back at this.

The honourable, the chief justice and the associate justices …

… because they've said there's no libellous speech. Nobody could …

It's a picture of Santa Claus.

You leave me no choice but to sentence you to 9 months.

… from Ottawa, Tennessee.

… of Jerry Falwell, who was really a prime candidate for such a satire …

This ain't no Mamie Eisenhower or Lady Bird.

… of an astonishing 2 million copies.

… only because it is the freest country.

Mr. Flynt, how can you, as a good Christian, defend this filth?

—because if the First Amendment will protect a …

… we baptise you in the name of the Father and in the name of the Son …

… A pig has the same rights as a president.

- I'd like a moment with my client. - I don't need it. It is my right …

What are we gonna do?

- How are you today, Larry? - Terrible. I'm in pain.

No comment. No comment.

For chrissakes.

That's what makes it a meaningless standard.

… but I don't know what the hell they're talking about.

Mr. Flynt, is that an American flag you have on?

There's many who support Hustler, but none are willing to support you.

You know, there's a maid still cleaning up in there.

You've got to make them understand that it was just a joke.

Prior to that, it's friendly.

… and, you know, Wicked this, wicked that, and …

They're going up to the newsstands, and they're puking. They're vomiting.

Nobody in this bar wants their religion and their beer mixed together!

… and the caption suggests this man is leading an ass to Washington.

AIDS is a plague.

Please, please …

… photo spreads of women alone.

Very well. The court will set a bond on Mr. Larry Flynt for $50,000.

- Thank you. - Don't mention it.

But you know what? You guys can call this a circus …

… that if you stand for public office or become a public figure …

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury …

You're a classy guy. I've heard about you.

… in the most ghastly manner in the name of humanity.

To assassinate it.

All persons having business before the honourable U.S. Supreme Court …

So tell me, is your brother, Ji— Mr. President …

So if you're up to it …

Gentlemen, Playboy is mocking you.

What the hell do I need that shit for? I want my mind back.

My bank gives loans, and homes get built.

Only in America, huh?

Thousands of people every year petition the Supreme Court, okay?

… until you reveal the source of your videotape!

… Judge Kirk gave very specific instructions to this jury, okay?

… and the vitality of society as a whole.

Jesus said, I am the way, the truth and the life.

It's all for the man on the go, man about town.

No, Justice Scalia. There is no line between the two.

Larry, you can't advertise that.

For this court is now sitting.

I'll go back, and I'll eat dog food, okay? Dog food.

I like the way you dance. I mean, don't get me wrong.

You crazy cripple.

- Nine months? Is that all you got? - Three more months.

- Truculent. - Obloquy?

I don't understand.

- Hey, ladies. - Hey, Larry, we're ready to go.

- Yeah, that's it. - What—? Hey, hey, hey.

… or are you gonna pay the $10,000 that I ordered?

But ask yourself the question:

… are nonetheless protected by the First Amendment.

No. I told them I had the DeLorean tapes. Now they believe anything I say.

… selling John DeLorean 50 kilos of cocaine?

I specialise in civil liberties.

They're all the way here from Paris and London, Kentucky.

- Fuck you, Your Honour! - Want more?

In that case, Larry, this is a completely bullshit charge.

And these tapes, Your Honour, are pure carnality.

None of you guys are fired.

- You want a ceremony? - I wanna go to a church.

So we're gonna pay a million bucks?

Why do I have to go to jail to protect your freedom?

Listen, I was watching that damn island for four months …

- If you want my opinion— - I'm serious. I'm taking notes.

They can't get the suitcase closed, right?

Yet you take a picture of two people in the act of sex …

And that's not freedom.