Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey, ladies. - Hey, Larry, we're ready to go.

This ain't no Mamie Eisenhower or Lady Bird.

So when you're old and ugly, you can look back at this.

… until you reveal the source of your videotape!

Thousands of people every year petition the Supreme Court, okay?

… of an astonishing 2 million copies.

Prior to that, it's friendly.

Gentlemen, Playboy is mocking you.

You know, there's a maid still cleaning up in there.

… and the vitality of society as a whole.

What are we gonna do?

I specialise in civil liberties.

But ask yourself the question:

For this court is now sitting.

So if you're up to it …

No. I told them I had the DeLorean tapes. Now they believe anything I say.

I'll go back, and I'll eat dog food, okay? Dog food.

… selling John DeLorean 50 kilos of cocaine?

It's a picture of Santa Claus.

Very well. The court will set a bond on Mr. Larry Flynt for $50,000.

… from Ottawa, Tennessee.

- Yeah, that's it. - What—? Hey, hey, hey.

Mr. Flynt, how can you, as a good Christian, defend this filth?

You leave me no choice but to sentence you to 9 months.

- Fuck you, Your Honour! - Want more?

Mr. Flynt, is that an American flag you have on?

I don't want to work at the magazine anymore.

… because they've said there's no libellous speech. Nobody could …

And these tapes, Your Honour, are pure carnality.

… A pig has the same rights as a president.

It's all for the man on the go, man about town.

I don't understand.

All persons having business before the honourable U.S. Supreme Court …

- Thank you. - Don't mention it.

To assassinate it.

They're going up to the newsstands, and they're puking. They're vomiting.

—because if the First Amendment will protect a …

… are nonetheless protected by the First Amendment.

Jesus said, I am the way, the truth and the life.

What the hell do I need that shit for? I want my mind back.

- Truculent. - Obloquy?

So we're gonna pay a million bucks?

Please, please …

For chrissakes.

… or are you gonna pay the $10,000 that I ordered?

Why do I have to go to jail to protect your freedom?

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury …

… but I don't know what the hell they're talking about.

… photo spreads of women alone.

Nobody in this bar wants their religion and their beer mixed together!

None of you guys are fired.

- I'd like a moment with my client. - I don't need it. It is my right …

Yet you take a picture of two people in the act of sex …

Larry, you can't advertise that.

- If you want my opinion— - I'm serious. I'm taking notes.

… of Jerry Falwell, who was really a prime candidate for such a satire …

No comment. No comment.

God, do it. Just do it, then. Do it.

My bank gives loans, and homes get built.

And that's not freedom.

I like the way you dance. I mean, don't get me wrong.

… that if you stand for public office or become a public figure …

… we baptise you in the name of the Father and in the name of the Son …

… and the caption suggests this man is leading an ass to Washington.

But you know what? You guys can call this a circus …

In that case, Larry, this is a completely bullshit charge.

… in the most ghastly manner in the name of humanity.

AIDS is a plague.

You crazy cripple.

… only because it is the freest country.

You've got to make them understand that it was just a joke.

The honourable, the chief justice and the associate justices …

… Judge Kirk gave very specific instructions to this jury, okay?

That's what makes it a meaningless standard.

They can't get the suitcase closed, right?

Only in America, huh?

Listen, I was watching that damn island for four months …

There's many who support Hustler, but none are willing to support you.

So tell me, is your brother, Ji— Mr. President …

- Nine months? Is that all you got? - Three more months.

I have some important announcements to make.

… and, you know, Wicked this, wicked that, and …

- How are you today, Larry? - Terrible. I'm in pain.

- You want a ceremony? - I wanna go to a church.

No, Justice Scalia. There is no line between the two.

You're a classy guy. I've heard about you.

They're all the way here from Paris and London, Kentucky.