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I need a large African elephant, and I need it today.
Pachyderm, honey. It’s a pachyderm.
Ow
- [ Grunts ] - Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again.
- What's he yelling about? - He's hungry.
Enciende pero no enciende... Usted me entiende
- Hello? - I won! I won!
- [ Rings ] - KBBL is gonna give me something stupid.
- That counts as a ride. Two bucks. - That was never five feet.
What a bunch of clowns
[ Tires Screeching ]
- Ow! - Ow, my hair!
You'll have to raise my allowance to about $1 ,000 a week.
I think I'm gonna call him Stampy.
Mom, Dad, Bart and Stampy are gone!
[ Bill Laughs ] A full-grown African elephant.
[ Crunching ]
[ Laughs ] Look.
Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?
Piece of cake. All we have to do is follow the path of destruction.
We're a pair of jokers, and both of us are wild.
Uh, gentlemen, I am not leaving without my SQOT
[ Trumpets ]
[ Laughs ] Shazam.
Shut up! (LABORED BREATHING)
" [ Radio: Country ]
This reminds me of that fat man I used to ride to work.
Where’s my subscription?!?