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Ben explaining the new LFA pricing structure
Son, you're okay!
Forget it! That elephant cost me thousands of dollars.
- [ Grunts ] - Your kid flew five feet.
- Nobody takes the gag prize. You want the cash. - I want the elephant.
- [ Electrical Charge ] - [ Wiggum Yelling ]
[ Grumbling ]
[ Both Gasp ]
I know you're gonna like it here. No, Stampy, no!
- [ All Groaning ] - There. Isn't that a lot better?
- Pyle! - Shazam!
it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.
It's perfect, Dad.
- Don't whisper into the mike. - [ Clears Throat ] Kid, the elephant's a gag prize.
Are you mad, woman?
- " [ Mellow ] - Where's my elephant?
[ Car Doors Slamming, Tires Screeching ]
- And it's all your fault. - Yes, it is, ma'am.
Ooh!
For the ninth time, no!
- Dad, you're sinking! - Huh?
How does he keep up with the news like that
Dad, how would you like to be sold to an ivory dealer?
Well, animals are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson.
Mm, elephant fresh.
If you don't get that kid an elephant by tomorrow, the DJ-3000 gets your job.
- [ Trumpets ] - Whoa!
D’oh? D’oh!
It plays CDs automatically...
And I'm going to the park to jam with the Little White Girls Blues Quartet.
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