Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just want to be close to you with nothing in between us.
Hey, what's up?
Texania. That's Bilzerian territory.
-[door opens] -What's going on with you, Andrew?
-[The Implant] Oh, man. -Don't trust him.
♪ I couldn't ask for another ♪
Steve, you actually learned something.
Whoa! What the--
-you're going to have a tuna melt. -Ugh!
[Elliot] Now that was the night we conceived Judd.
but now I want to have sex with you.
-We're done here. -No more babies.
Gracious me! Do you see what I see?
Not on my watch, friend.
That's fine. Just relax. Duke's hanging out, too.
Well, what are we gonna name him?
It's an abortion factory.
Missy, we've analyzed the cells, and our patient is gonna be okay.
I can't forget the Liberal League for their awesome agenda.
And I wish people would come in and get tested before they start googling
There it is, ladies and gentlemen.
The patient is ready.
Don't worry, Missy. I'll protect you.
Good luck.
Wow! I never realized women had to make so many birth control choices.
The one I did pancakes with.
Aren't you worried about getting the woman pregnant?
Actually, I'm starting to feel better. [retching]
Your brothers make you eat cum crackers.
Yes!
Just kidding. I felt it a tiny bit. It was okay.
It's pulsing with, like, dick fever.
I haven't seen you since senior prom.