Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Nick] I'm sorry, is that a Woody Allen thing?
-STDs? -Oh, no! I think this one's gonna be scary.
Brace yourself, people! Initiating shrink down.
I know. And we haven't even talked about STDs.
Yeah, it's kind of a bummer, but--
Your dick busts open and it turns into a bumpy blue waffle,
because a lobster was attacking her.
Andrew, would you be willing to dance the merengue with me
Any last requests, science lesbo?
Honestly, it's just at this point...
I've decided it's cool that you're a disgusting pervert.
When the average woman is born, she has 300,000 eggs.
Extending the swab, captain.
The first year of my residency,
Yeah, I like to suck the fiber out of the ridges.
[Elliot]  A few years later, flash forward to 1955.
Because I needed to tell you that you gave me Blue Waffle.
"Planned Parenthood?"
Up next, another song we've chosen for you.
I do.
We both know you're not going to pick me.
the perfect contraception.
Okay, symptoms. After contracting Blue Waffle,
-boys. -Go now, Missy,
Through college at least.
-It's hot? -No duh, Andrew.
-Wait, what? -Then what's going on with my body?
'cause no one will ever speak to you or touch you ever again.
If I didn't come and tell your entire sex ed class
Even you, Bilzerians.
Oh, thank you, everybody. And thank you all for watching.
[Fillion] You know, I'll never get used to this part of the job.
Oh God. We did.
I'm sorry, but they do a lot more than abortions.
[muffled shouting]
but let me tell you something,
which back then was just a diner,