Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but that one seems like it really happened.

by getting a vasectomy.

PLANNED PARENTHOOD

Is there some sort of skit that we can watch

Hi Leah, I'm the pill.

Yeah, especially the whole nightmare scenario of you making out with Lola.

-Oh! -Babe, babe, baby...

That's why I'm wearing pants.

To say I'm eager to please is an understatement.

Every person on this team is equally important.

Okay, now scan the sample for abnormal cells.

[Nick] Dad, are you on a bunch of painkillers for your surgery?

Well, Mrs. Birch's birth control was robbing her of her natural moisture.

♪ Groove is in the heart ♪

we're gonna chop your rotten dick off.

I don't understand.

but obviously if that's not enough,

-Yeah. -Michael Villareal? Hello.

-Help me! -[Marty] Andrew!

What sort of space ship would enter a vagina without consent?

You know, you're 50 years old.

You're both such amazing spatulas,

[female voice] The year is 2126.

-Any questions? -Nick Birch, row three.

and he calls it an abortion factory.

but I'm going to choose...

How about... Andrew?

♪ Astronomical ♪

and stick your dick in a waffle maker,

-I'm just here for the buffet. -Okay.

while we both make searing eye contact with Missy?

♪ I been told he can't be sold ♪

Really? You do?

That's what I was hoping you weren't gonna do!

I don't want a baby or a tuna melt.

Your mother and I, now married, were ready to start a family.

a trace amount of feces will always remain.

-The biggest stars in the country. -So the dogs were movie stars.