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What the hell. It worked for me On my wedding night.
Say "room service For dot carroll."
When i say "go,"
Going to Throw me in jail.
Dot carroll, i.R.S.
Can i talk to you For a minute?
So, norm, decided what You're gonna do?
You can run On batteries,
We never talk.
That's o.K., Sammy.
I don't know when Our anniversary is,
We understand, sam.
Don't worry, sammy. We can watch it On the regular tv.
* Where everybody Knows your name **
Thank you, dot.
I certainly Hope he enjoyed His three whoppers.
You betcha.
To one of two Conclusions--
What the hell, that Sounds like a nice idea.
Yeah, i always Keep one charging.
You run in The boston marathon?
That means a lot to me. Thank you.
Hey, all right! A big screen tv!
[Telephone rings]
I pitched three innings. I must've been o.K. That day.
The next 10 years Sleeping on a cot.
That way he won't Push you around.