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After all, i'm An accountant myself.
$500 To have Your nails wrapped?
I'm looking For norm peterson.
In some small way,
Right now.
I haven't flirted With a woman Since i met vera.
That i'm not really Attracted to her,
Oh, hi, vera.
Why don't i just Pick up the phone
They're playing An old red sox game On play ball later.
Ouch.
All right, All right.
Listen, As long as you're Checking the mail,
I do it to stay thin.
Yeah, right. Would you flirt with An i.R.S. Agent?
Can you believe it?
I said to you This afternoon
Can you hand me The baseball almanac Under the bar?
Paul, i'll--i'll Replace it.
What are you Worried about? What do you mean?
She forgets all about Her little date with you.
I just spent two hours With some horse's ass
Try a bag Of wild squirrels.
Now that you Mention it, cliff--
Would you just Let it attack you And peck your eyes out?
Yeah, sammy, All you had to do Was say something.
See, this was In your drinking days.
Dot, i'm so sorry.
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