Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For instance...

Bridgett Wexler is the home's headmistress.

Why? Cause f*** 'em, that's why

Yes, sir, but...

With the Home Stenographer,

and consider treating a customer with respect,

I'm the only manager here.

with a comedy sketch.

because hes a kicker lover

Y'know, a lot of people ask, "why?"

And if you're watching this video,

can I help you?

I'm overwhelmed by the irony.

is dedicated to a copy place that I frequent.

Oh, no, that's fine, thank you.

Y’all wanna see my face

Did he just call us "niggers"?

First of all, never show up on time,

Gay, totally gay

of people objectifying women, and I'll show it to you tonight

This is the very first episode, I finally got my own show.

What if I were to tell you

Y’ALL WANNA SEE MY FACE??!

Ppl at the wedding were thinking

as proof positive that it happened before hip-hop.

It's a bleeper of a blooper, though.

For the last 15 years,

Listen I got to take a shit

Be sure to spray chocolate sauce on the wall near the toilet

THAT NOT PICKING MAKING MY PENIS SOFT

you understand what I'm saying, right?

What, you don't think I can write them books?

"Because she's a nigger lover."

(tires squealing)

You're the manager?!

Oh, I'm gettin' ready to crash, girl, hold up.

When I say this is my show, this is my show.

No, sir, not in many years.

I mean, you know my reputation.

Sir, you're a friend.

Uh-oh, tony, you missed a spot.

My butt itches... And I took a shower

then tell them, "guess what?

Good lord, we're back, welcome to Chappelle's Show,

they think they're the best dancers,