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Don't worry about it. I just need money, all right?
Bye.
I'm really good at moving product. I could be your biggest customer.
But really, I'll go down on you. I'm desperate here.
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
But they never aired my episode because I tweaked Betty White's nipple.
"Eat, Pray, Love," Nance. It's about a woman who finds herself...
- I'll be Mike. - Shawn.
So tell me this story.
- I had my moments. - Sure.
But really, it's Steel Magnolias.
I don't want to touch his balls.
Is that where you keep it?
My favorite movie is Cool Hand Luke.
I'll take them.
I called Andy.
Silas bought food with the money he made sucking off an old man.
That's kind of weird, Cesar.
Step two, establishing new identities.
Are you my fucking drug dealer or not?
Come on. I want to play. I'm good at games.
And chatty.
Who the hell is this?
Fucking Phil.
You won. We believe you. Congratulations.
And the guy tipped him.
Actually, my schedule's light today.
Well, I don't know what to tell you.
Did you whip up a little something?
Do you really need to play beer pong tonight?
Maybe Shane's right. Maybe I am a bad drug dealer.
A seat belt?
This is a puzzle.
What's it called?
I have children, too.
I tried to tell you before, Chef.
- Thanks. - Yeah.
The spanking machine!