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You're not alone anymore.
When have questions of legality or morality ever bothered you?
The mysterious lessons.
Fine. I'll do it.
- What for? - Stuff.
- because more shake means more hash. - I know this. I know all this.
I'm doing this for my family.
My true dream is to park rental cars and hand out bottles of water.
wearing one of those Whoopi Goldberg pee pads?
You yank wieners for cash.
Hey.
A fucking alley in Seattle.
How do I apply for your job?
Smart move. Go. Cleanse.
- Yeah. Here. - Okay. Yeah.
20% of sales, and I'm gonna need to sample your product.
- What the hell is this? - Hash.
What are you doing?
What's up, Kimmie? Those are nice pussy charms.
No, no, no. First, you must be punished.
Why did you do that?
Step one, kill your old identity.
is coming to the hotel tomorrow, and those fuckers get high. Find more.
You got cash?
- Hey, Tripp. - Hey. This is Jane, and that's Kimmie.
That sounds awesome. Where are you?
No cash, no shake.
I know Nigel the valet is on strike.
- I make things happen. - Yeah, with my stolen cooking oil.
The Yippity. That's a nice one.
I'm telling you, the Cry It Out movement is cruel and anti-intuitive.
But women, we're... We're Sunday. That's why they die before us.
I need to find a girl to have sex with.
No! I'm not... I don't even really know this gentleman.