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going to a party tonight at Sir Mix-a-Lot's house,
Help me carry the body.
I think I just peed myself a little.
I need something to trade so I can get more shake,
Yeah. You found me out.
The hierarchy is challenged.
Hey, guy. Where's Andy? He told me to come here.
Your little brother is adorable! Look at that peanut!
I was on $25,000 Pyramid.
Just pray to Jesus and play the lotto, girl.
See? He just read to him
- Nathalie. - I'll be Randy Newman.
Don't touch that. Shit!
I'm thinking, "That's almost too good!"
Okay.
I want to be a chef.
You're shit out of luck on that one, man.
The Northwestern Society of Embalmers
I'd love to. How are your kegels?
Now me and Avi are alone.
and they look like shiny little angels.
Best steakhouse in the whole northwest. 6:30 res. You're gonna love it.
People don't want to actually know who makes their toilet pubes disappear
- "Eat, Pray, Love," Nance. - I know. I know.
I contact you.
Don't kill me at all! Let me live!
And them some disgusting motherfuckers.
And, Mr. Dishwasher,
Go get the van!
Yes!
Those animals put an IED in a soda can.
I mean, that... That sucks.
Hey, faggot!
Men are easy. Men are the Monday crossword.
Yeah.
Oh, my God!
- Can I have a kiss? - Can I have a real car?
She's not as cool as everyone thinks.
You're not a bad influence because you're a drug dealer.
- What? - You don't mean me? I'm a paragon.