Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The poor fuckers, they blow a gasket after a lifetime of trying to

I called my brother-in-law at the Department of Defense.

You can't just change the terms.

This is my bliss.

- Yes. I'm telling you I'm out of product. - Tough dick.

Here, kitty, kitty.

No. Really, if we look back on your illustrious career,

I'm afraid of heights and of leading a life of no significance.

Pong is for idiot frat boys.

- Hash? This isn't the Gaza Strip. - Just try it.

What, are you looking to park cars?

I know how you can make this woman happy.

- Crawl! - Okay!

I just, you know...

And if you torture me again, I'm just gonna lie.

and seriously considering drowning myself in Puget Sound.

I got Andy's cell on here. Look.

- What? Really? - Yes!

- You gonna be okay? - No. Yeah. Absolutely.

or we can call Child Protective Services together?

wife, mother, lover, drug dealer,

You're making me hungry.

while they're at the Space Needle.

Please, don't kill me like that.

I didn't want to die.

Are you an idiot frat boy, Mike the botanist?