Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now get out of my kitchen.

He's trying to humanize himself to us so we don't kill him.

I almost killed an innocent kitty!

- What? - Hotel guest.

There's this class I want to audit at this college.

Fiona, go get the shake.

We met when she was a senior and I was a freshman.

I'm trying to figure out what that little girl's doing in there.

- I'm all tapped out. - Then tap yourself in, bitch!

I will fuck your world sideways.

All right. You can be my beer pong partner tonight, faggot.

Honey, carbon footprint.

Well, you have help, though, right?

Watchmaking. Cobbling.

pounding stale candy into ice cream

Big tipper. Bad eyesight. I read to him

So I'm just gonna hang here in the quad.

- She's naked. - It's a boy.

I sleep with a body pillow.

Everybody loved my stuff.

...and then maybe start to get a life. - You should read it.

You guys are a bad influence.