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or gone insane from the unimaginable loneliness
This is all really great.
I don't have someone in my life that is--I'm this close with.
so I asked permission to take all his physical measurements
- All right.
who said he could accurately predict
and moved some of her poorer-selling items
This is a boy.
The problem is, landing a deal like that can cost millions.
- You okay, man?
- Yeah.
I began meeting with the parents
I mean, I would-- I guess so, yeah.
- Safety is always my number one priority,
meaning that if an item breaks, it's as good as a sale,
- "Inception."
was to get him inside the antique shop.
- Right, right, right.
- The majority of parents agreed to sign our contract,
so the next day, I returned to the store
Everybody does this shit, Max, [bleep] George.
- Right, it's just something we've done.
with the solid portfolio of kids I needed
Some restaurants, they won't even serve me
- And you do that? - Yeah.
to connect with the locals...
- You broke this stuff. - Right, I see that,
- You know, I just wouldn't want to do all this work if it's--
and you're having sex with a girl,
- Oh, okay.
- Um, it's a little hard.
- I just wouldn't prefer a broken item.
we had several rounds,
- What's your favorite movie?
sewn into the lining of my jacket
- As we drove to JJ's apartment,
so once I finished up with his dad,
"you break it, you buy it" policy,
a alien tried to-- to pull him into the sun.