Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I brought you a snack, mr. Schlegel.

I'll just explain.

They sure are. I've never seen them so--

Oh, sorry, alf.

You people spin crazy yarns.

I think that really was a good one.

You are a bagel.

MArian and Regelungsjungs on Thursday

Anything else you want to tell me,

I'm glad you haven't wasted your life.

♪ and tell me what you see ♪

I'll tell the judge i was treated very well.

Could be a '79.

Sorry, i thought it was lynn's.

It's because we were afraid of losing you.

Arrivederci Vegeta

First, you strip me.

By locking me naked in your bedroom and feeding me sugar.

♪ you're the one who's out of this world ♪

♪ i may be an unknown from the twilight zone ♪

No. We can't hit him on the head with a rolling pin.

Therefore, i do not eat cats.

It's like a veil being lifted--

You're getting me all confused.

Alf, want to go outside and throw the old frisbee?

And you say it was an accident?

And good night, mrs. Ochmonek,

What am i going to do?

No, i don't think that's funny.

I want my keys and pants,

He's like a 3 year old.

We don't have a whirling hot tub.

Now the cops are going to lock you up.

Matthew, mark, luke and john.

[ Alf ] never mind the curtains, put me out!

Yeah, i could do that.

This has gone far enough.

That is the opposite of considerate!

You don't have to make rude noises.

There's dasher, dancer,

What are we going to do with you?

I wish these insurance companies would leave me alone.

We do, however, have some other policies...

Ha! Your goose is cooked now, bucko!