Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll say, "because i wouldn't let him use the phone."
Oh my gosh, it's somebody's hand!
Now i'm a criminal, and they're going to hang me.
Happy birthday, dad.
Yep, that matches my total.
Listen, buster, if you think i'm waiting for you forever,
By the way, did i give you my card?
Melmac!
Honey, i know that.
I'm going to go brush my teeth.
Yeah, but it didn't help.
At first, the two of you,
♪♪
Daddy, what's that thing in the sky?
Well, i'm in the wind.
Was i playing too loud?
Remember, 33% of all accidents happen in the home.
I've hidden all the eggs.
Happy birthday, kid.
Let him call.
For your information, i've located the problem.
Insurance agents do not eat cats.
♪ i'm spinnin' in an orbit i ain't never fit in ♪
I'm being held hostage here.
[ Knocking ]
It's a slimeball.
Why are you so hung up on this guy?
And my good watch!
I've just lost a perfectly good marriage, thanks to you.
I'm going to find kate and see if she's found help for you.
Wayne?
Let's not get maudlin!
Whoa! Not bad.
Because you usually mutilate all the good meat.
But that's not what you are.
The other to the auto club.
When i get a bigger truck.
You have to tell the truth.
Let's just pretend it never happened.
The only thing that's obvious,
He's staying! Alf's staying!
We don't need insurance.
It's not staying!
We must have only had 12-- 15 hundred square feet.
Wait... what's a droid?
[ Kate ] willie, what is it?
Even though the portions were extremely small.
Hmmm, we'd better act fast.
Not necessary-- I already made breakfast.
Michigan life & casualty.
♪ just another pretty face ♪
The police are going to search our house...
Good pât? Too. What's in it?
No, you're alf! I'm lynn.
There's no hope now WTF did you do!
Alf is an insurance agent.