Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are we going to do?

[ Knock knock knock ]

First the phone... now, the radio.

What are you doing in there?

To change my mind.

What's going on here?

No, dr. Jeff doesn't handle this kind of thing.

Incidentally, you're over your limit.

On a dinner plate, i could understand.

But it does sound tasty.

Out of my way, all of you!

Quick. Let's remind him of other things, like...

Locate exactly where you are.

We're not getting through to him.

Okay, so you're free thinkers,

For a kidnapped insurance agent named wayne schlegel.

Why don't you tell them that they're aliens...

Alf, you made me that video...

It's far too dangerous for you out there.

Living in our laundry room.

Didn't even really--

We'll have to go visit him.

I'm not talking about me.

I'm not going to prison.

You love us that much?

See if she can find any help for you!

I want you to get your memory back.

We're just going to give up? Is that what you're saying?

Wayne schlegel.

Your favorite food. Doughnuts and brownies.

That's about it.

A houseguest of ours has come down with amnesia.

I'll have you know, i've got a delicate stomach.

I'm not getting anywhere.

Yeah? You're another one!

I can't believe alf used your shortwave to call the president.

You are not married.

Shhhh! It's a glove.

Michigan life & casualty.

We just want our alf back.

Hey, hey, it's coming back to me now.

We are through, mr. Schlegel!

[ Breaking glass ]

Alf, how were you able to purchase $4000 of makeup?

Just keep your distance,

It's broken! It's broken!

We were literally packed in there like sardines.

How do you think i made the million dollar club?

Yeah, thanks... mom.

Loved you? I'm married.

Thank you, son.

What if i show you a mirror?

Morning. Morning.

Thank you. Happy birthday.

No, i was hiding in the dryer.

You sure? There's a surprise in the center.

What do you want from me?

Is your wife with you?

There's enough of wayne schlegel to go around.

You can shoot anteaters!