Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But don't get too comfortable.

You're an alien.

Oh, my gosh, it's the police!

I've called the police!

I don't think they hang people anymore.

I'll be in the whirling hot tub.

About 3 feet tall.

You'll get a taste of being a prisoner.

Okay, okay! I'll ask for a divorce tonight.

As a cross between a kangaroo and an aardvark?

I think maybe--

You must be mr. Tanner.

Wayne, why do you sound so funny?

That is inconsiderate!

Wayne schlegel?

[ Horn honking ] nice move, buddy!

I just can't think of my wife's name right now.

What next? The curling iron, your toothbrush?

I didn't know you could play the piano.

I don't know. Just...

Oh, my god! I'm naked!

No way. I'm driving too fast.

What about my back?

Aw, stop putting yourself down.

Alf, pull off the road.

Lucky, you bad boy!

Why does alf keep doing thinks like this?

Where are you? What happened?

Please, please, alf.

Any mail for me?

Listen, willie,

You know, i liked you better as an alien.

I'm wayne schlegel; michigan life & casualty.

That will fit your needs.

To accept the nobel prize.

You're not a blood relative.

I know what you're going to say.

[ Toilet flushing ]

Good-Bye, wayne schlegel!

In the new place, the traffic flow is much better.

Or the time you built the termite farm in the attic.

"Pull its toenails out?"

I thought we didn't have a wayne schlegel.

Are you listening, willie?

There's hair in this tuna fish.

The time you washed dad's camera in the washer.

Inoculation-- That's needles.

Don't make a sound. Stay right here.

They'll have to be content with that.

But alf, i don't want you...

The usual battery of tests.

Welcome home...