Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nothin'.
We're friends.
If i can find my actuarial tables--
It's the day before christmas!
So i'm part of the family, huh?
You live with us.
Oh, my gosh!
All i know is somebody used my radio.
Tanner!
I've heard about this happening to other insurance agents,
[ Loud high-Pitched warble ]
6 light-Years away!
Alf, pull off the road
It's broken!. It's broken!.
Alf.
You are getting sleepy.
[ Cat screeching ]
Pain, sleep deprivation,
A space creature?
When you slip in the bath tub... ...and lose your memory
Before they haul you off to jail?
Playdoh.
And then take their clothes.
To us, you aren't.
Your call.
You didn't let me finish.
It was.
I can't. I'm in the fast lane.
Hello?
A little mayo, and slap together a b-L-T.
Yes, i'm sure he has insurance.
Lived another 6 light-Years away.
We don't cover hot tubs.
All right, syllogism:
Do you know how long i...
No.
He must be hungry. He didn't even say grace.
You ask for a divorce tonight, or we are through!
I'm glad we got that cleared up.
You got a job?
It's broken!
So are my good gold cuff links.
Why don't you just...
Lucky... grrrrrr.
Yep-- He's back.
Is that your minds aren't on insurance.
I love this woman.
Yeah, but uh,
Don't sign anything.
Yeah, listen.
We've received an anonymous tip,
Alf, she's serious.
Alfmeister.
Maybe we should call dr. Jeff.
Dr. Demento.
What is that scratching noise?
Whoa, where did that come from?
But you do have a responsibility to your family.
I'd love to, but i can't.
Thank you.
Let's see... the last thing i remember...
♪♪
You're brainwashing me!
Alf!
Willie...
And before i knew it, i was on the freeway.
I can't believe you called the police.
I don't know what happened.