Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ 'cause you're the one who's out of this world ♪

No, we can't bring him in.

I don't want to lose you, alf.

I'm not talking about me. I'm not talking about you.

[ In unison ] michigan life & casualty.

Kate, i'm not a terrorist.

Nobody likes to think about the inevitable,

We certainly can't take him to the hospital.

You can forget about it.

Yeah, right. And i'm sean penn.

Of the family unit.

You're not an insurance agent.

There's no power going into the high-Voltage transformer.

You obviously don't want a policy.

Why? I didn't break it.

I'm not going to give up.

So you're protecting me...

Why do you always get to do it?

I can't let you leave.

You're not an insurance agent.

It's for your own good, wayne-- I mean alf!

Hey, i'm sorry.

So you were an ex-Con.

Offhand, i can think of several policies...

All right, let's call it a mistake.

♪ take a look at me ♪

They think i'm a threat to national security;

You're not my buddy!

No! Hello? Hello?

I'm not wearing anything underneath.

[ Loud racket ]

Fine, mine just came.

I hope you remember what he said...

There's plenty to keep you occupied;

One thing just led to another.

Your eyelids are getting heavy.

I want you to stop this.

What do you think it is?

Wait a minute! That's crazy!

Mrs. Ochmonek has my rolling pin.

Maybe we can get wayne to give us alf insurance.

You may never get out if you need to come outside, but you never need to go anywhere out! You may never get out if you need to come outside, but you never need to go anywhere out!

Instead, we have an alien from outer space.

Fine, thank you. Have a nice day.

Yeah, well, the underwriters are pretty happy about that.

Alf, you are in there!

What's going on?

Something like that.