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I know that. You know what? Come with me and pretend you're my girlfriend.
Are you hitting on me at an abortion rally?
They're having another one on Saturday. These chicks are everywhere.
Dennis, you are such a jackass!
Uh, Charlie and his friend are here.
- You're not the boss of me! - I am the boss! I wanna go to the mall!
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
You know what? Let me consult some of this free literature...
- It's her body, and it's her decision. - No, I'm sorry.
[Shouting]
- So she doesn't think I'm creepy. - Well, you are creepy.
You could ask nice. Dennis, let's go. We're goin' to the mall.
- [All Shouting] - Baby killer! Baby killer! Baby killer!
- So you really had a good time, huh? - Yeah. We had a blast.
Yeah. Well, uh, you know, it's the least I could do, so-
- I love the smell of protest in the morning. - What?
they got here regarding that proposition.
- No. - No. No.
[Cell Phone Ringing]
- Or... maybe we could carpool. You know what I mean? - Carpool?
So you're not allowed to use birth control, but abortions are no problem?
Oh.
- You suck! - You suck, all right? Breathe it in. Fresh air now.
- Are you kidding me? - Later, tater.