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- It was an accident. - You are so pathetic.
- What? No. - Come on. Go talk to her.
What you here for?
She is the dirtiest chick I've met in my life.
Sacred Right. It's a child, not a choice. Mm-hmm.
I just thought for, like, one second that you might be the one.
- Maybe that's why you don't have a dad anymore! - Oh, my God!
Oh. Hey, Dennis! How's the action over there, buddy?
- Yeah. We like to kill babies. - You guys are taking this way too seriously.
Uh, this is a place where we're gonna go see a special friend of mine.
- You just-You seem really passionate. - Yeah.
- Cool. This is my, uh- - Friend. We're good friends.
Cool. Stewie.
- Nice kid, Charlie. - What the hell do you think is wrong with that kid?
- Well, if you join our mailing list, the reverend- - Okay, listen to me.
- [Beeping] - Okay. That's great. Bye, sweetie.
So if you could point me in the right direction, that'd be great.
Pro-choice is pro-death!
- Whatever, dude. - You know, that's the problem with you antiabortionists.
- Thanks. - Yeah. Where do I sign?
- What is that kid doin' here? - I'm taking him to the Big Brother-Big Sister thing.
Great. Fine. Thank You.
I'm gonna fight for the right to choose.
Tommy, come in here, please!
on the display back by the water cooler.