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- Uh, hate's a very strong word. - Yeah.

- What is it? - I'm pregnant!

You're not drunk! Stop saying that!

Hey, there's a guy on the fence.

Hey, Sis. I'm gonna jet.

She doesn't want money or anything. She just wants me to meet him.

See, we're at a free clinic, Tommy. Charlie doesn't have health insurance.

- Does that not involve killing somebody? - Right, right, right.

I'm gonna try my luck over there.

How am I attacking your ability to- I just don't get it.

- [Door Closes] - I'm real glad you decided to do this, Charlie.

I love the smell of protest in the morning

[All Chanting] Keep abortion legal! Keep abortion legal!

I don't have to buy you shiiiit.

- Yes, I am. - Great.

Hey. Fancy seeing you here.

- No, dude. - You've been in love with this girl forever.

They're tribal. I'm sorry, what tribe are you from?

- It's about our son! - [Grunting]

- Sure. Let's do it. - Oh!

- Why? - 'Cause he's gonna help us figure something very important out.

- Come on. It's gonna work. - No. No, it's not.

- Let go of that! Let go of that! - Get him out of here, Charlie!

Did you see Passion of the Christ? I saw it 12 times.

One? There was, like, tons of those chicks at the last one.

[Dennis] No, dude.

He loves Mexicans.