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I will smash your face I will smash your face into a jelly
- Like be there for him? - No. Get her an abortion.
- I'll show you who's the boss of who. - Let's go to the mall!
- Because I said so. No more questions, okay, buddy? - Why?
- I don't say anything. - You still have to buy me a toy!
- Great. Okay, well- - Nice to meet you too. I'll see you.
- So- - All right. Come on in.
You are a genius.
- Save it! I'm not pregnant! - What?
I'm pregnant!
- Do you? - No, I don't.
Huh, bitch? Yeah! Is that stupid enough for you?
What else? I thought I could find him a better role model than that piece of shit!
Hello.
What is this place?
What, so you can show off your tats? Those are really original, dude.
- Hey. - You brought your, uh-
It's not- It's not a question of individual style. It's about having some taste.
to have premarital sex, but you're not allowed to use birth control?
- Right here. - Love T-shirts like that.
He's fine.
- All right. Brew some coffee. - You can't give him coffee!
Yeah. Mmm.
anything that you want, anything in the world, all right?
I hate them because they're dead, and they shouldn't be.
- Get him out of here, Charlie. - I'm getting picked up any minute! Will you relax?
- I can't raise Tommy alone. - I don't care! You thought you'd just pawn your son off on me?
- Have fun, boys. - [Door Opens, Closes]
They should be alive, and they should be loved.
I hate dead baby fetuses, you know?