Charlie Wants an Abortion - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [S01E02]

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Charlie Wants an Abortion - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [S01E02]
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In this take on the abortion debate Dennis and Mac go to opposite sides of an abortion rally to pick up women while Charlie deals with an unruly kid he believes to be his son.

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11 Aug 2005
Charlie Wants an Abortion
John Fortenberry
Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch!Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.806
Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch!
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.039
I'll blow you for $10.
I'll blow you for $10.
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.960
More than you know.
More than you know.
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.191
- He's biting my hand! He's biting my hand! - Come on.
- He's biting my hand! He's biting my hand! - Come on.
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.270
He loves Mexicans.
He loves Mexicans.
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#6
Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.631
Are you hitting on me at an abortion rally?
Are you hitting on me at an abortion rally?
Oh, I don't know. I'll probably, uh, kill myself.Oh, I don't know. I'll probably, uh, kill myself.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.579
Oh, I don't know. I'll probably, uh, kill myself.
Oh, I don't know. I'll probably, uh, kill myself.
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.707
- I don't have to buy you shit. - If you don't buy me anything...
- I don't have to buy you shit. - If you don't buy me anything...
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.697
- They're tribal. - Oh, they're trib- I'm sorry. What tribe are you from?
- They're tribal. - Oh, they're trib- I'm sorry. What tribe are you from?
I'm gonna tell my mom you took me to a black people's house.I'm gonna tell my mom you took me to a black people's house.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.254
I'm gonna tell my mom you took me to a black people's house.
I'm gonna tell my mom you took me to a black people's house.
- Are you still on this kick, dude? - Yeah, you know, Den...- Are you still on this kick, dude? - Yeah, you know, Den...Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.799
- Are you still on this kick, dude? - Yeah, you know, Den...
- Are you still on this kick, dude? - Yeah, you know, Den...
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#12
Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.164
Dennis, you are such a jackass!
Dennis, you are such a jackass!
Yeah. Can I get by here? Thanks.Yeah. Can I get by here? Thanks.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.701
Yeah. Can I get by here? Thanks.
Yeah. Can I get by here? Thanks.
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.666
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What's not to get? "Come to Philly for the crack."
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.664
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 13.899
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- Jimmy Doyle! - Yeah?
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 13.675
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- I am drunk! - You're not drunk.
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 13.666
Charlie! Jesus Christ! Are you almost 30? Are you almost 30 years old?
Charlie! Jesus Christ! Are you almost 30? Are you almost 30 years old?
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 13.514
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 13.241
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- Do you represent the Lollipop Guild, Charlie? - Do you?
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 13.220
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- Get lost, breeder. - Oh, okay.
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 13.056
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 12.625
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 12.445
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 12.408
Hey, there's a guy on the fence.
Hey, there's a guy on the fence.
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