Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Her face is tits.

Seriously, guys, I'm bisexual.

Ooh, I know this! I heard you finger blasted a nun in the b-hole.

like 500 Days of Summer.

[chamber music plays]

and now we're doing the same thing.

What? Lola? You're into this mess?

What? No, the agency told me they wanted an aerobic hamster. So...

[laughs] It was a bachelor party, NBD, no big deal, boys will be boys.

Yeah. This is gonna be fun. Nothing bad could come of this.

Either that or she wants Krewkie, I don't know.

But I'm saying I like tacos and burritos,

Ali, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?

but, uh, pretty sweet I'm bi, huh?

and it makes me feel like he is not mature enough to get child married.

-Okay, this is ridiculous. -[doorbell rings]

-Oh, she loves you, Andrew. -No, no, down, down.

-Mmm, not so sure about that. -You know,

You couldn't get laid in a fuck dungeon, you fourteen motherfucker.

Front butt? Is that technically anal? You know what? I want no part of this.

-It's like Schindler's List. -How so?

a hot teacher with an ass made for Lee jeans.

♪ Your talent will shine Your dick will grow ♪

The reason? List fever, and it's contagious.

Here you go, Matthew, my new official fuck list.

Pardon me, dummies, but what list are you referring to?

And Devin is number 13? Not swag.

Sweetheart, how old are you? Oh, my God.

You stolen my hairstyle, you copy cow.

♪ Don't give up until you ♪