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[sniffs and chuckles]
-Oh, good Lord. -So... are you, like, into either of us?
Hey, man, everybody's, uh, kind of waiting on you.
I went to coding camp last summer.
and some people don't even believe I'm bi.
[babbling]
What the hell is that?
Do you wanna join us?
Okay, she's terrifying.
Richard! Richard!
Ali's just cool, you know,
and some of you like burritos, and if you're bisexual,
But this fairy-tale wedding may be turning into a nightmare.
That's right, I'm going to the Holiday Inn at lunch.
-But that's a good thing, right? -Yeah.
Yes. Because you'd be the only one on it.
-Yes, exactly. -As they shriek.
Devon, wait, look.
Breaking news!
Up is down, left is right!
-Ho-ho-ho! -Holy shit, gotta love it.
I don't know if you heard any of what I just said,
I'm a little worried because the boys' lists made us feel bad
-She just doesn't do it for me. -What? What does that mean?
Uh, how do people talk these days?
Devon, I got you a motherfuckin' stripper!
that she's into, uh, girls and guys?
-Nope, you didn't make anyone's. -Mm. Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
White men, the hardest time. Tell me about the other guys' lists.
♪ The ghosts of Richard Pryor And Marlon Brando ♪
You're goddamn right I do.
Whoo!
-Okay, I'm gonna send 'em back. -No, no, no, no, no! Aww, come on.
I know, but I don't think I should be looking at girls that way.