Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Girls are for fucking. Guys are for, you know, like, hugging?
It's pronounced bonery.
-Sorry dude, I'm straight. -Oh, now you have something to say.
Well, that was fun, that was good today.
I wouldn't sit on your face if I had hemorrhoids
Whoa, okay! I mean, you're hot, but--
Okay. How do I stop? Whoa!
Okay, top three girls,
Hmm, I wanna eat his T-shirt.
I should be the only one on Devon's list,
I just got Uma Thurman bangs, you guys. It's not, like, a big deal, everyone.
Like, do you actually think you're gonna be with Devin
Like, what's most important?
of the hottest girls in the grade, and the girls are fucking pissed.
The one from the Instagram post at the beach?
Uh-oh, folks, we've got a runaway groom.
-and that'll never change. -Uh, peace and love, Devon,
But she's got all the parts you love.
She's like a sexy refrigerator, and I wanna know what's inside.
I am not a kid, for your information.
the shine, the swing factor.
-Oh, wow. -And, lastly but not leastly, Nick Birch.
♪ Someday ♪
Oh, shut up, Missy, we'll learn our lesson later.
I'd like to cut it off and stick it down my pants.
Must be nice to be Ali, everybody's on her dick.
-on his way to Gay Town. -Gay Town sounds fun,
-But you still wanna be on 'em. -I know, why is that?
[sighs] I can't believe I'm ranked so low.
I'm sorry, what?
Stop, he's Nick's brother and he's a legit maniac.
♪ Oh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ You'll be the belle of the ball And the star of the show ♪
Because in her case, it is.
Well, yeah, she's the hottest girl in seventh grade,
♪ Oh, in my life ♪
Eww! Coach Steve, you're not an erotic dancer.
Hey, Judder Butter, what's meltin'?