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Usually, when a guy comes out as bi, he's just making a rest stop
-Maury, aww. -I'm sorry, I-- I always cry at hand jobs.
How can I play a game? I'm too upset about Devon's list.
Why? She's gorgeous, simply glamorous, and she came from your mind.
Ugh, no. Being pansexual means
-Uh, Ali. -Mm-hm.
Oh, yeah, she is number one for hair.
-like, a sexy friend. -Hand on arm...
So, one thing cool about Ali is, uh, she likes guys and girls.
No! Fuck that. I don't even care what these losers think.
We made lists of the hottest girls at Devon's bachelor party.
"It"? She's got a name, you know. And it's Krewkie.
what everyone else thinks.
-This old gang. -Yeah, we're--
The pansexual thing sounds intriguing. Could you speak to that some more?
So, I see that Charles Lu is your number one.
You got bangs.
and you can all follow along at home with our downloadable app.
♪ This is for all the single people ♪
[cheering]
How will the girls respond?
Missy's smile, Diane's hands, and her vagina, it's Leah's butt.
Down! Make it stop, Maury.
Whew.
I'm not even on Ali's list.
I see, two girls and me.
[chuckles]
because she made out with a nun.
-[thunderclap] -I also gave her two cup holders.
I guess what Andrew's trying to say is
Leah, Leah's Friend, that sounds mighty fine.
Well, that's totally fucked!
I, Jay Bilzerian...
It's your perfect woman.
and not to make all you normies shit your Old Navy undies,
-I've truly thought of everything. -[burbles]
Like a slab of prime rib that knows what's what.
-[both chuckling] -Mazel-toot.
I mean, Ali has very smooth, porcelain skin.