Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Hm. -Quick, Jessi, say more stuff.

So what? He's obviously the hottest guy in the grade.

and I wasn't even on your list!

♪ You never know until you try ♪

Jesus, Jay, she's a child.

with your pansexuality and your smooth skin

Yeah. Oh, it does sound hard.

Wait, what the hell?

but I have thought a lot about it, and I belong in Biami.

like a Buzzfeed freelancer.

Why is that so hot?

All right, I'm gonna stick my nose dick in Krewkie's front butt

-Fuck me. -Sophomore year.

Okay, everybody, I'd like to introduce you to our new student, Ali.

♪ Why, why does nobody get ♪

Yes! Top three guys and girls.

-[blows raspberry] -[laughs]

-Really? -I like a little rascal I can bat around.

Watching 'em yin-yang each other's wing-wangs makes me think

Ooh, you know who's not lame?

You know, I-- I thought this school was so basic, but a weird kid wedding,

-Chirp. -Fathouse.

and it's a beautiful day for two minors in major love.

-Dude. -Man of few words.

Ooh, guys, my special surprise has arrived.

You have to... scroll down.

Be honest, if I wasn't smuggling a ham under my dress,

And I'm thinkin' maybe it's time for me to tell everyone that I'm bisexual.

you'd get some real, um, currency with the girls, you know.

Okay, well, fuck. Bye.

Oh, and she's got Lola's zest for humping.

-It's these goddamn lists. -Damn right.

♪ So why, why, why does nobody get it? ♪

♪ I got charm and wit, I'm all funny and shit ♪

-Interesting. -I might've glanced.

-We always aren't. -...then Missy wins the day.

If you don't give me another pig in a blanket,

And that's how the algorithm works.

Hey, Lump, bro, uh, why didn't you put Devin on your list?

I love you sista.

-[all gasp] -[both] Holy shit. Jinx.

Oh, my God, everyone, I just had the best idea.

Gina took me off her list completely?

-Ew, he's a teacher. -Yeah,

Devon, quick question, is this wedding for real?