Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

At Devon's bachelor party, the boys all made lists
-That's not it. -Am I allowed to say that now?
♪ Thinkin' that life has passed them by ♪
♪ This is for all the lonely people ♪
[in unison] We are confident in our individualism.
Jay, Jay, Jay... Why is nobody cheering with me?
Shit, motherfucker, goddamn, put some coke on it, then.
Okay, well, Devin... Devin's kind of, uh--
And she called me a lesbo and made everyone stop talking to me.
And I'm number 14?
-Sorry I'm not into your wife. -Hey man, we're not married yet.
Thanks. Look, I'm pretty good at reading people,
I'm not sure I'm ready to unravel all of this in my classroom--
-Oh, gosh. -May I kiss your cheek?
-Oh, thank you, Aiden. -You're the Oprah to my Gayle.
[gasps] You can tell when I zoom?
-Be careful. -Drink from the water thingy.
Ugh, why do I like guys that I can't have? I'll grow out of that, right?
You wish there didn't have to be a list, but if there's gonna be one,
I don't know who to put on my list.
You know, Andrew, I bet if you named names,
♪ Don't give up until you ♪
Oh, uh, I don't think that's my place.
Well, what do you want, some saggy-ass 20-year-old?
I guess you don't have to say much if you got rock-hard butt cheeks.
What? Eww, no, not you.
List number one.
Come on, Nick, just be real with me.
Mmm, feel the muscle tearing away from their bones.
Why don't you go talk to a high-school man?
♪ But I guess that's not enough ♪
I don't get it, you're great.
We are gathered here today because no adult has stopped us
but everybody can start adjusting your lists now,
And gender is, like, male or female, right, and it's a choice, no?
Okay. Great compromise!
You guys suck. When you heard that Ali was into guys and girls,