Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

am bisexual!
I'm the number one boy in the grade. Swag.
my sexual preference isn't limited by gender identity.
to all the women in our grade, you know,
You're not even on my list.
-Ew. -...and Devin.
but I do think Gina might be the hottest girl in the grade.
Charles Lu, like a fart, silent but deadly, Mr. Lizer--
Welcome to Devin's bachelorette party.
And here comes Ali, the official hottest girl in our grade.
Okay, Aiden says she got kicked out of their school
Okay. Now this is interesting.
No judgment, bi's-- bi's weird.
See, there you go!
Yeah. I wanna suck dick while I'm alive, like, at halftime, at a basketball game,
♪ The world will take notice And your life will start ♪
Hey, um, it's cool you came out.
-Yeah. -Interesting.
while I'm sinking the shot to win a Kia Sorento.
You'd better.
-I would never make a list like that. -[sighs]
Well, to be fair, he hasn't factored in Ali yet. So, anyone's ball game.
Oh, boy, I get it now.
Yeah, where you zoomed in on her boobs but you didn't even look at her face.
Oh, I don't know, maybe you should keep it to yourself,
If you're so pissed, why don't you make your own?
[theme music plays]
My number one guy is Charles Lu.
♪ Now I'm all alone till I die ♪
[children playing]
Well, that makes a huge amount of sense considering you're a child, right?
Forget all these dumb middle-school boys.