Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I hate it. It's disgusting. It's blasphemous.

I am 60 years old. [chuckles] I remember when Moses was president.

Missy, there's a reason I didn't make a list.

but not in the way I'd like!

Yeah, Lump likey.

I know, there's just something about her.

Hey, Ali, I saved you a seat, it's right here. Hey, guys, I said it.

I don't think she's ever gonna give him a hand job.

-Shit, is Gina with Charles Lu now? -[sighs]

-Someday? Who cares? -How does that help me now?

-Oh, that's lame. -It'd be so much easier if I was a girl.

♪ Thinkin' that love has left them dry ♪

Just, you know, trying something different.

-No, no, I can't betray my-- -You could be a real ally

♪ Da-ra-da-da, da-da-ra-da da! ♪

-She's makin' the eyewear list. -I bet she's into foreign films,

who, let's change the subject, is doing some solid reporting.

The child wedding of the century has a new twist.

6 yr old me when my dad took me to work and started randomly typing letters and numbers

[laughs] I won't be ignored, I am a dangerous lady.

But you know something?

I've got my list!

Nice? How can we know? He barely speaks.

[Devon] Everyone, listen up. Listen up, guys!

[scoffs] Are you kidding? Do you have any idea why I left my old school?

Yeah, I know just how that would go down.

I love you sista.

With me now is our statistician Caleb to break down the rankings.

Oh. So, you looked at my list?

Quick, stuff your bra with bacon. Boys love bacon.