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Robert Durst, killed 'em all, of course.
-There was a child stripper. -Ew.
-that she likes boy holes and girl holes. -Uh-huh.
-Biami is not a real place. -See, Caleb gets it.
Uh, hi, Nick Birch, Gryffindor.
The fuck? She told me she was a dancer.
Let's turn to the new girl, with a final thought.
-You're also number three on Lola's list. -Yeah, this Gina situation's interesting.
Wait, what?
[slow jazz playing]
-A hundred percent. -Fuck, yeah.
Is it okay if we French kiss in front of you?
-Whoa, Jessi, you low. -[sighs]
This place is fucking awesome, you cocksucking pussy lickers!
A hefty bosom or a perfectly centered belly button?
-Hey. -You got a lot of nerve showing up here
-I'm gonna be scared as shit. -Okay.
Good God, Maury, have you no respect for nature?
What? Everyone knows she's a bitch?
[chuckles]
Hey, Andrew. I invited my friend, Leah's Friend, over to join us.
okay, or a burrito that's transitioning into a taco, comprende?
♪ But I can only act so tough ♪
Mila-slash-Lotte, really?
Caleb, you have a beautiful mind.
I got us a dank-ass stripper!
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Wait, babe, I can't-- I can't find you on the list.
-Hey, Nick's friend Jessi. -What's the haps, Mr., uh... Mr. Guy?
Ooh, oversized funky glasses.
then that makes perfect sense.
Oh, my God, okay, it's, like, some of you borings like tacos
The boy's weak. Use your wiles.
like everybody likes their dick sucked, with teeth.
Yeah. I mean, no matter what,
She said if we got married, she'd give me a hand job.
What the fuck is goin' on?
you're gonna be a raccoon in a coffin.
Breaking news. The child wedding is on life support.
[in unison] I love you, sister. Mwah.
-Total B. -I thought only I knew.
There is?
Andrew, I really, really do.
The boys at school are so lame.
coming out is hard and you should be proud.
Let me see that tail.
'Cause these lists ain't woke, they're gross.
You'd rather hook up with him?
And we're back, it's 20 minutes past call time and still no sign of the groom.
-See you later. -What? Why are you being so weird?
as soon as I get somewhere with Wi-Fi.