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-She's number one on my skin list. -Okay, easy, Hannibal Lecter.
-I'm number 13. -What?
No, bisexuality is so binary.
Maury, please, get rid of this thing.
Oh, yeah. Lick her blank face.
What if we made our own lists ranking the boys?
Well, there's this new girl at school, and everyone thinks it's so cool
I don't dance with kids.
♪ Who'd have guessed all the movies lie? ♪
-Why don't any of the boys like me? -How come none of the girls like me?
Yeah, she's double horny.
What about you?
-Okay. -And honey, anything else
Kind of a... a bitch.
rankings, and you get to swear on an in-school TV show...
[chuckles]
So dumb, but if you might, um, fancy a dancey, or--
then that's crazy, because-- because it doesn't matter
Okay, I'm ready too. Mila Janssen, love the hair.
Or because Devin's a total bitch, sure.
I don't like Aiden.
♪ Drink from the silver cup ♪
If you don't wanna get married because you're a child,
So, like, am I on anyone's list?
♪ Well, they oughta be crown' me the king of cool ♪
-Then, Matthew. -Uh, Matthew's gay.
-if, of course, you'll have me, Krewkie? -Krewkie!
But, truthfully, he was not a very good assistant.
[sighs]
These lists are so not cool, and I'm sick of the boys objectifying us.