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which is what my father called me.
Objects may be sexier than they appear.
We used to take you there when you were a boy.
Your mom and me dropped you off there every Wednesday afternoon
(upbeat instrumental music plays)
Help you?
which was the only source of news in a 50-foot area.
would be great.
Aren't we just supposed to do the stories we want
when somebody dies.
For Funniest Vanity Plate,
was not from this school.
Somebody, stop them!
By $100000. By $100000.