Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh. Uh, I'm sorry. My bad.

I know we've had issues with your kids performing in front of the school...

I truly thought that some of you guys were drunk.

- # Don't # - # Don't #

you've just been publicly humiliated.

# Boys blowin' up our phones, phones #

Today was the day you were gonna teach me all about brunch.

- What about you? - I'm still trying to impress Blaine.

# Now, the party don't start till I walk in #

i brought some bloody marys yall

You know what? A reminder...

She said, "That don't comfort me.

I mean, we can't stop them from drinking...

Hey, Kurt, come give me a hand with these eggs.

What do you want, Puckerman?

I'm honestly just trying to figure out who I am...

It tastes like pink!

# Blame it on the a-a-a- a-a-a-alcohol #

Oh, what the hell.

# Makin' it rain # Whoo!

But however confusing it might be for you...

Oh. You- You mean Ke$ ha?

Nothin's wrong with that.

# Tumblin'down ##

What's the harm in going out on one crummy little date?

# Gonna get high, man, I'm gonna get loose #

- You having fun, Blaine? - Yeah.

- We haven't had enough rehearsal. - Or any at all.

- # In the sky # - # In the sky #

Those trouty Aerosmith lips belong to me, so...

# Don't you want me, baby? #

# Just one more round and you're down, I know it #

It sounds awful. Is anybody going?

# But even then I knew I'd find a much better place #

But at this point, I have no other option but a forced intervention.

# Gotta get high, man, I ain't had enough #

# I ain't seen my baby since the night before last #

I mean, I didn't get a single message.

But Lima Police Chief Lawrence Krowley...

you're tagging along with me for my stress relief.

You didn't leave enough room in the dish to let it rise.

And not wasted on learning, Will- wasted on booze.

- You'll probably all get suspended. - Oh, you're one to talk.

How am I supposed to write "Both Sides Now" if I can't even throw a party?

# Doesn't anybody stay In one place anymore?

I come home one Friday...

No one's gonna get buzzed off two wine coolers.