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# Deejay, blow my speakers up tonight #
# Put your hands up #
Welcome.
Oh, Will. Here's the book by Bill W...
I would've been happy with you teaching me to make toast.
I'm gonna knock you back down.
A sentiment expressed by many a hag about many a gay.
Just listen to any hit by pop sensation "Ke-dollar-sign-ha."
But there was an opening, and I am a champion.
- It sucks. - Yeah.
He kind of insisted on coming.
Sort of exactly what you're saying to me right now. Isn't it?
What the hell is a shirred egg?
Mm-mmm.
And now, performing the hit single...
you should... do a little living.
I suggest you preemptively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic.
- Yeah! Go, Will!
It's not a Big Red commercial. No me gusta.
We even dressed up as the characters.
I never want to see you guys pull anything like that again.
You got a hollow leg!
- # When I met you # - # You #
# There you rest #
We take our craft serious.
If you get yolk in it or you don't let it stiffen properly...
# Put your hands up #
Then I'm gonna prove you wrong.
# I feel the earth move under my feet #
Yes. Mercedes just told me.
# You break me down #
Thank you, Chief.
I have decided to make this week...
Well, if we're all in, it's settled.
# Now to the ballas poppin' bottles with their Henny in their cups #
I may get a new boyfriend out of this who can keep up with me vocally...
Congratulations.
That's because there are new alcoholic beverages targeted to kids, Will.
I'm still looking for a song for the kids to sing...
We-We were fully clothed the entire time.
I haven't even had my first sip yet.
Yes!
I don't even remember half the things I said to you.
# Blame it on the a-a-a- a-a-a-a-a-alcohol #