Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# Blame it on the vodka Blame it on the Henny #
You're rehashing the details of your failed marriage...
and, in the future, give me vaguely Eurasian-looking children.
- Bring it in. - Cheers!
- To Ke$ ha. - Cheers. - To Ke$ ha.
- # Alcohol # - # Blame it on a-a-a- a-a-a-alcohol #
brainstorming ideas for songs to sing at this assembly.
- We didn't drive. - Mmm. Yeah.
- # And hold your drinks up high # - # Up high #
A special warm welcome to Will Schuester...
But I'm on board. Let's hear it.
# Don't stop, make it pop #
But maybe you could step outside your comfort zone and educate yourself...
- Let's go! - # Like a G6, like a G6 #
# I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around #
- Isn't that kind of unrealistic? - Yeah. Honestly, I think it is.
You're such a hypocrite. You drink. Most adults do.
# I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar #
- Head lice? - Worse. Giggle juice.
I couldn't agree more, which is why I'm gonna stop drinking.
there's something I r-really, really want to say to you.
# With all the rest #
Thank you.
Why? All you ever want to do is destroy me.
I have plenty in my life without beer.
so he's at his strongest when you torture him to death.
# Don't you want me? Oh, oh #
I am- I'm searching, okay?
Okay, bye.
I've got a bad feeling about this, Rachel.
Hey, what's this?
I wanted you to hear it.
That's why I never got past second base.
I mean, the best we can do is make them aware of the dangers...
I'm sorry. What?
# Before my buzz set in #
# Don't you want me? Oh, oh #
Achievement!
Hey, I'm sorry. Why are you being so hard on me?
a healthy and happy Alcohol Awareness Week.
# Like a blizzard #
- Okay, Rachel. Since this is your first time at this- - Sit down?
I can't wait for you to start climbing those steps.
was some ill-timed vomiting.
Considering how much I drank, I think I'm lucky to be alive.
# Blame it on the a-a-a- a-a-a-alcohol #
When we kissed, it- it felt good.
- You guys, I can't stop barfing. - Please don't say "barf."
- from a horny Will Schuester. - Oh, no.
at the Alcohol Awareness assembly.
That is our specialty drink.
- What up, girl? - # Grab my glasses, I'm out the door #
Why are you screaming?
but it seems like he's still got a thing for her even though she's married.