Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm okay. Don't worry.

It's just- It's a little rough.

How am I supposed to write a song like Joni Mitchell or Carole King?

# A hundred bottles of beer on the wall #

Look, if you want everyone to stay...

- That's different. - Because they wouldn't have sex?

We all still quake in terror...

I, um, love hearing about the Glee Club...

# It's much too late to find you think you've changed your mind #

Okay. I have to go compose, but thank you. Thank you!

All right, Will.

The way I see it, you can't just lecture kids.

How have you been?

- I was in the neighborhood. - At 10:00?

- # Blame it on the Goose Got you feelin' loose # - # Blame it on the Goose #

We had it going on, right?

- Now they've started dating. - Biebalicious.

# My headband #

And it'll be just one night of us just getting crazy.

- Hey, you gonna be okay? - Oh, yeah, yeah.

They are on the Rosie O'Donnell cruise.

# I'm talkin' pedicure on our toes, toes #

I want you. I do.

by rapper Ke-dollar-sign-ha...

- Wait. Where are you going? - To find Puckerman.

Yeah, dinner reservations.

And if Puckerman had a sleepover with Finn, would that be inappropriate?

Word on the street is your dads are out of town and you're alone in your house.

well, then I guess I will have done you a favor.

and we're supposed to sing songs about the dangers of drinking...

And right now you're being the "needy girl" drunk.

# And I need to control my do #

# Gonna get drunk Don't you have no fear #

That is so racist.

# I'm-a fight till we see the sunlight #

Do you want to catch up?

You like her more than me.

Hi, Rachel. Kurt and I were just talking about you.

But what I was really impressed with today was your acting.

I was so inspired by my stint in the Glee Club...

# One bourbon, one scotch, one beer #

I've talked to my pastor about you...

- # I'm gonna hit this city # - Let's go.

But Blaine is obviously conflicted...

Well, Rachel, yeah, driving drunk is dangerous.