Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- They don't know what that word is. - Good point.

I'm actually a little embarrassed. I mean, two jobs is no big deal.

and man the fuck up!

Yeah, well, somebody sneezed on our campaign,

Again, I thought we both understood I was lying.

You want me to go back on your word.

Yeah, not really. Can I get another bagel?

who built the ladder

like Kemi's boyfriend's guts all over the pavement!

we work with high profile clients like yourself

Unless you plan on fucking her again while she's passed out.

And all of you are on it!

People come up to me, they say,

I have the "New York Times" interviewing him about running the campaign.

Yeah. Let's talk about

My God! I have had it

I would like to schedule an appointment. It's for an abortion.

Please head back to the stage.

It's like "Flowers for Algernon."

Last thing I need is my picture being taken

- first question. - Madam President,

about some of the surgical risks involved.

"It's time to finish the unfinished business

The new mayor of Lurlene.

Oh... OK. We're gonna take a quick five, guys.

- Did you say... I'm sorry, did you say something? OK. - No, you're good. No, no.

Of course, Judge.

But when I debate my fellow candidates in the debate this Saturday,

The term "Fonzie scheme" is referenced.

- Um, I... - And as far as both of your medical issues go,

I didn't have to remind everyone I was a woman every ten seconds

and you are technically correct.

Where is that Fatty McFatty hiding today?

- I'm sorry, Mom. - Back in two minutes.

Only one talking point, but they do stick to it.

But I can't use it,

- I'd like to hop in, and just... - Selina: Which is...

What? What... Oh.

- Step. - She's his step-sister.

were no accident.

that Senator Talbot here accidentally murdered her boyfriend

We want you to put your best foot forward

So we're talking about, what, $6?

OK, I don't know if I should be sad

Who came up with that?

man the fuck up

and ever since the Felix Wade piece,

And this must be Mrs. Ryan.

Sorry to keep you waiting. Come on in.

- And I'm not! - I gotta go help Ellen with her Mandarin.

to help lead a divisive,

Buzzfeed rented this house for all their reporters.

- Have fun, baby. - Hey, Fat Guy.

I didn't mean like gay gay

if we adopted another baby from China.