Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do I really want to get embalmed?
Yeah, that's right, you heard me, man up.
It seems I have been appointed the new Mayor of Lurlene.
Once she's gone...
Just wanted to say...
Ow!
Can you make me a waxing appointment?
It is literally the definition of retarded.
- Pretty good, right? - Senator Talbot,
But you know what? I'm not gonna stoop
- No offense, Amy. - Mom, do you have to act that way?
some kind of Green Beret?
- No, no, no. It's OK. - I'm so sorry.
Ohh. Ugh.
Nevada, but I challenge Governor Calhoun,
I was an agricultural advisor. Nothing more.
Feels like...
- Ma'am. - What?
physically repugnant underdog
About the children, you hog-fingering fucks?
From Drake University, this has been CNN's first
Yeah. "Don't worry, Lee. You won't get pregnant.
Well, would you mind?
Oh, by the way, have you seen Andrew?
- Do we even have an app? - Of course we do, ma'am.
And put Andrew at the top.
and made tough decisions...
and not-statistically significant.
- Huh. - That's really good.
- Oh, my God. - Don't worry, Lee. I'll keep you out of it.
Say it with me: "Time to finish
One minute, Madam President.
- Where's Kemi? - Senator Talbot
Well. You know, if...
OK. Order, order.
and most people are uncomfortable
It seems that Mike just published
Oh, look at this. Congressman Ryan!
She doesn't call that rape, by the way, that's just regular sex to her.
Ma'am, I was hoping I could have some more responsibilities...
'cause it's so dirty in here,
How do you feel about being relegated to the undercard debate?
How is this possibly even working for her?
I'm Greg Hart. Good night.
See? When you do good things,
Guess your age Guess your weight
- Perhaps that kind of thing plays well in "Nevahda" - - - Nevada.
- Ohh. - Hey, Ame. Hey, Dan.
Don't worry about it. I got it handled.
From my stupid stepfather-in-law,
And also...
I just found out from my stupid stepfather...
- Fun. - Yeah.
- Oh. - That sounds like a terrorist to me, folks.
- Also discussed it on television. - Lovely.
in your husband's alleged crimes?
Then why am I not in prison for punching the president?