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the Meyer Fund and your husband Andrew Meyer stole millions during...

And I have had virtually no contact with him

I know these struggles firsthand.

I understand that reference now. It's a book.

How the fuck did that happen?

How are you losing Iowa?

should send troops into countries like N-word,

You gotta help me. Somebody's gotta tell me what to do.

Hey, I think that went pretty well, right?

a new strategy that we have developed here

- I'm so sorry. Thank you. - OK. Yeah.

and all the secret meetings on the golf course

to minimize decomp during the rotunda viewing.

from our obese children, from our adult illiterates,

Whether your ceiling is made of glass

I'm gonna ask him a question. What's your solution

- Why, is he retarded? - No, but you might be.

- OK. Yeah? - Ma'am.

I got a neo-Nazi on the dangle in Sweden.

And the article as a whole is not cool.

to say that there are so many candidates

I'm at less than 5%?

- Hold this. - What are you,

I am so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Listen, OK. He's just the protest candidate. Ignore him.

- I'm feeling patriotic. - Full bald eagle.

by sending U.S. ground troops into countries like Niger?

- Mm... - You look beautiful.

Let's turn our attention to foreign policy,

You ask him any question, it's gonna be "powerful magic."

because I signed your name on some documents.

Oh, before I forget.

- give her a swirly. - Oh, no.

my entire life has been training for the Oval Office.

That means "hello," Mike.

Do you have your debate cheat sheet?

live from Drake University in Des Moines, Iowa,

and I think it would be best

I would need to be campaign manager.

as the mother of a mixed-race child...

You are in luck,

Life- and-death decisions.

watching a white man kick a black woman in the vagina.

If I may interject. Please.

Clearly, I have a thing for strong women.

and the other candidates, to, uh,