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Robert Stein screwed you.
Jesus. No.
What happened in there?
I can introduce myself, Father.
I guess it wasn't so complicated.
I realized very young that if I was going to succeed in this society,
Is this a joke?
Why so little?
They searched my apartment too.
Esteemed to meet you.
Sorry.
at the Soviet Computer Science Center.
Me, I'm from Stavropol Krai.
where the odds are stacked against you,
His falling blocks were parentheses pushed together.
And I think that's why you invited me here tonight.
You must sign a letter of intent first. It's protocol.
I redefined "computer."
I was gonna ask you the same thing.
Only the computer game version.
This is how the world works. Suck it up.
Communism is dying.
We have a new guest...
You hear me?
You understand, right?
Do you know where your husband is?
And what is that?
This is gonna work.
- Bullet-Proof, Henk speaking. - Yes, hello, Mr. Rogers?
This is Robert Stein of Andromeda Software, and my son--
I love this song!
You mean the contract that gives me global royalties on sales of Tetris?
And behind that is my new offer.
Oh, shut up.
Look, believe it or not, I honestly want to get to know you.
Get me back my contract, and I will personally double your fee.
But you're walking into a communist country
But I can't wait to see your show, okay?
Okay? Okay.
Peter and Dmitri.
No, it's Mr. Maxwell.
No. We're here for Tetris.
So you are saying that you've never seen this game?
We're turning into a nation of thieves.
What are you doing?
Ready?
gravity doesn't care
I have a meeting with Hiroshi Yamauchi, your CEO.
then video games, arcade games, board games, everything.
You have 24 hours.
Sasha, I didn't travel 5,000 miles to be stopped by a door.
All of us are tired of the hypocrisy and the career politicians.
"Whereas PC computers consist of processor,
But not literally.
Please, it'll help me understand what's going on.
Then I would like to buy your worldwide handheld rights. Today.
But this is the Soviet Union, remember?
package them with Tetris.
We come from different worlds.
Tetris is yours.
Ah, this is where gravity gets tricky.
Okay! Okay.
Mr. Rogers, this is not America.
You want two million dollars?
Then can I come to your house?
if I'm a thief, why would I come to Moscow and proudly show you my game?
Let's sue the fuck out of them. This is the lowest of the low.
Here, Henk. Try it.
Tetris is already a hit.
Welcome to flight 702 to Zurich.
Otherwise known as Electronorgtechnica. It's a government body.
We are from Russian Embassy in Tokyo.
Before I forget, this is for the Soviets, per my contract.
Any profits yet?
Go home!
Akemi Rogers?
foreigners are not allowed in government buildings without formal invitation.
Henk, Mr. Belikov would like you to know that he doesn't trust you.
What's this?
Oh, no. Please. You're welcome.
You took the money you owed this bank for your failed video game...
That communism is dead.
- I already know. Jo. - Yes.
And you are bad liar, my friend.
Not a chance.
We hope you enjoy your flight with us today.
You are doing it for you.
and arcade.
No, no, no, no. You signed your end, I've yet to sign mine.
What?
Please, Mr Belikov continue.