Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

where the odds are stacked against you,

You took the money you owed this bank for your failed video game...

- I already know. Jo. - Yes.

Tetris is yours.

His falling blocks were parentheses pushed together.

Is this a joke?

Me, I'm from Stavropol Krai.

This is how the world works. Suck it up.

Please, it'll help me understand what's going on.

Any profits yet?

Robert Stein screwed you.

Tetris is already a hit.

We are from Russian Embassy in Tokyo.

We come from different worlds.

And you are bad liar, my friend.

Henk, Mr. Belikov would like you to know that he doesn't trust you.

Peter and Dmitri.

Before I forget, this is for the Soviets, per my contract.

Let's sue the fuck out of them. This is the lowest of the low.

So you are saying that you've never seen this game?

Do you know where your husband is?

No, it's Mr. Maxwell.

Then I would like to buy your worldwide handheld rights. Today.

Mr. Rogers, this is not America.

Please, Mr Belikov continue.

And what is that?

You must sign a letter of intent first. It's protocol.

And behind that is my new offer.

But you're walking into a communist country

You want two million dollars?

No. We're here for Tetris.

Then can I come to your house?

That communism is dead.

And I think that's why you invited me here tonight.

We hope you enjoy your flight with us today.

Oh, no. Please. You're welcome.

then video games, arcade games, board games, everything.

You mean the contract that gives me global royalties on sales of Tetris?

"Whereas PC computers consist of processor,

Welcome to flight 702 to Zurich.

Esteemed to meet you.

package them with Tetris.

But not literally.

This is Robert Stein of Andromeda Software, and my son--

Otherwise known as Electronorgtechnica. It's a government body.

Only the computer game version.

They searched my apartment too.

Communism is dying.

I redefined "computer."

You are doing it for you.

Here, Henk. Try it.

No, no, no, no. You signed your end, I've yet to sign mine.

I love this song!

Get me back my contract, and I will personally double your fee.

This is gonna work.

What happened in there?

I was gonna ask you the same thing.

All of us are tired of the hypocrisy and the career politicians.

But I can't wait to see your show, okay?

at the Soviet Computer Science Center.

Look, believe it or not, I honestly want to get to know you.

You have 24 hours.

if I'm a thief, why would I come to Moscow and proudly show you my game?

Ah, this is where gravity gets tricky.

I can introduce myself, Father.

We have a new guest...

What are you doing?

We're turning into a nation of thieves.

You understand, right?

But this is the Soviet Union, remember?

I realized very young that if I was going to succeed in this society,

I guess it wasn't so complicated.

I have a meeting with Hiroshi Yamauchi, your CEO.

- Bullet-Proof, Henk speaking. - Yes, hello, Mr. Rogers?

gravity doesn't care

foreigners are not allowed in government buildings without formal invitation.

Sasha, I didn't travel 5,000 miles to be stopped by a door.