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"Whereas PC computers consist of processor,
Tetris is already a hit.
We have a new guest...
His falling blocks were parentheses pushed together.
And behind that is my new offer.
- I already know. Jo. - Yes.
at the Soviet Computer Science Center.
Then can I come to your house?
Only the computer game version.
Look, believe it or not, I honestly want to get to know you.
Ah, this is where gravity gets tricky.
Please, it'll help me understand what's going on.
And I think that's why you invited me here tonight.
Okay! Okay.
What happened in there?
But I can't wait to see your show, okay?
But you're walking into a communist country
Not a chance.
Then I would like to buy your worldwide handheld rights. Today.
You mean the contract that gives me global royalties on sales of Tetris?
We come from different worlds.
What's this?
And you are bad liar, my friend.
Communism is dying.
You hear me?
if I'm a thief, why would I come to Moscow and proudly show you my game?
Do you know where your husband is?
- Bullet-Proof, Henk speaking. - Yes, hello, Mr. Rogers?
And what is that?
Akemi Rogers?
I redefined "computer."
Any profits yet?
I love this song!
But this is the Soviet Union, remember?
I was gonna ask you the same thing.
You understand, right?
Mr. Rogers, this is not America.
and arcade.
Otherwise known as Electronorgtechnica. It's a government body.
Sorry.
What?
You have 24 hours.
I have a meeting with Hiroshi Yamauchi, your CEO.
No, no, no, no. You signed your end, I've yet to sign mine.
Ready?
I realized very young that if I was going to succeed in this society,
Please, Mr Belikov continue.
We are from Russian Embassy in Tokyo.
You are doing it for you.
I guess it wasn't so complicated.
Get me back my contract, and I will personally double your fee.
foreigners are not allowed in government buildings without formal invitation.
This is Robert Stein of Andromeda Software, and my son--
Sasha, I didn't travel 5,000 miles to be stopped by a door.
package them with Tetris.
Welcome to flight 702 to Zurich.
Before I forget, this is for the Soviets, per my contract.
So you are saying that you've never seen this game?
Why so little?
then video games, arcade games, board games, everything.
Oh, no. Please. You're welcome.
You took the money you owed this bank for your failed video game...
Robert Stein screwed you.
You must sign a letter of intent first. It's protocol.
Is this a joke?
Esteemed to meet you.
This is how the world works. Suck it up.
They searched my apartment too.
No. We're here for Tetris.
where the odds are stacked against you,
Let's sue the fuck out of them. This is the lowest of the low.
Tetris is yours.
Peter and Dmitri.
Okay? Okay.
I can introduce myself, Father.
All of us are tired of the hypocrisy and the career politicians.
You want two million dollars?
Here, Henk. Try it.
Me, I'm from Stavropol Krai.
Henk, Mr. Belikov would like you to know that he doesn't trust you.
No, it's Mr. Maxwell.
gravity doesn't care
We hope you enjoy your flight with us today.
That communism is dead.
What are you doing?
This is gonna work.
Go home!
Jesus. No.
We're turning into a nation of thieves.
But not literally.
Oh, shut up.