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♪ You're all ♪
Come on, he doesn't have piojos.
♪ And when I lose my will ♪
You do our books.
Bye, shit nugget.
Don't, don't!
♪ There's no, no looking back for us ♪
♪ Happy birthday ♪
Do they, like...
Is she OK?
How is music rude but Tinder's okay?
[horn blaring]
"My dad fished and his dad.
Look how they're dressed.
or doing that cup clapping thing, we're done, yeah?
♪ Don't give yourself away ♪
I-- I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Know it?
♪ ♪ ♪
Sorry. My mistake.
♪♪ Breaking rocks in the hot sun ♪
That's progress.
I don't think my mom's had sex since my dad left.
♪ To you ♪
And you all work together and laugh.
I'll move money around tomorrow.
[sighing]
You guys are the worst!
♪ He told me, "Let the children lose it ♪
Like, in a Comic-Con kind of way.
[screaming]
You done already for the day?
♪ It's love's illusions I recall ♪
Bye, twat waffle.
♪ Dedicate my life to you ♪
You choose weed, I choose wine.
Hello
Clear!
This is your last free batch, kid.
[farting]
♪ Believe me woman, it ain't no big deal ♪
♪ Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels ♪
This is super weird.
You can't go in.
♪♪ You're all I need ♪
But when he does, he loses his pants.
You're late.
If you'd told me you weren't coming,
You're right. I don't.
I've looked into it.
I just want to place your voice.
That city is full of assholes.
Ah!
[♪ Bernardo playing Both Sides, Now ♪]
-Don't... -Get out of my face.
And...
The doctor said you're not even supposed to have sex!
[crowd members] Yeah.
You didn't change after fishing.
OK.
♪ Don't let life get me down ♪
So what? Who cares!
I'm in a mood
-She's good. -No idea.
[on stereo] ♪ I believe ♪
[low-pitched panting]
Want some, uh, ice for your eye?
No way! The Shaggs?
Make the ugliest, grossest sound you can. Come on!
Great job! Great, great job!
You would need to sight-read and learn a classical piece.
Of course, again!
I don't know, sing to each other.
My teacher's been helping me with my audition.
♪ She bragging, saying I date her ♪♪
"Any of you wanna join us?"
Let's see if you're an alto, a soprano
No. Don't put this on me.
♪ And ice cream castles in the air ♪
OK.
Next!
Everyone has to make some sacrifices here.
I've never done anything without my family before.
Wait! I didn't do that, OK? I didn't tell them.
I don't care if it's one minute!
No, you look stupid when Gio throws out any number he wants
My nuts are on fire.
or pick a different song.
Yes! Your mother was the best!
[♪ choir vocalizing ♪]
they gave you a hearing test.
We'll work next class.
Then show me!
♪ I really don't know clouds ♪
Fish don't have dicks.
♪ I fought the law and the law won ♪
Does he work out or are those, like, fishing muscles?
♪ They say that life is a circle ♪
"Du-et."
Ruby.
I have a whole life that has nothing to do with you.
Are you sure?
Mr. V!
♪♪ I leaned back on my radio ♪
I'll text you every few minutes until you agree to hang out with me!
I've been coaching him for his audition.