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Where is Ruby?
It's cool.
with these electrodes all over you.
Please.
[both] ♪ To get by ♪
Guys! This is not the Pledge of Allegiance!
♪ To you ♪
[sound rushes back: cheering and clapping]
I'm meeting people. I'm making friends.
Like, wrong. Ugly.
I thought it was so cool.
At Berklee.
So-so.
It was the situation.
we're not close.
Observers are gonna come onto your boat
I don't think so.
♪ Let me tell you now ♪
I got scared.
♪♪ Oh, it's your thing Do what you wanna do ♪
[♪ singing opera ♪]
I will be accepting the Happy Birthday song.
♪ I needed money 'cause I had none ♪
Everyone but you?
Sorry.
Not like me.
♪ But now it's just another show ♪
OK?
♪ Happy birthday ♪
♪ That weren't no DJ ♪
So, um, we good now?
I am not angry at this.
We can't let her go.
Oh!
♪♪ Rows and flows of angel hair ♪
are a financial hardship.
It'll definitely flip your eyelids inside out
I'm really just here to steal these ladies.
♪ I said, oh ♪
It's college.
It's John's job to look out for the fish!
Maybe if you didn't call them "hearing bitches"?
Ha! Now, sing back at me.
Channel 16. Come in. Over.
So, how should we do this?
♪♪ I've looked at life ♪
Leave her alone. She's with a friend.
♪ To get by ♪
Really?
♪ And still somehow ♪
I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to call you back.
♪ I'm never frightened or worried ♪
-♪♪ They shake their heads ♪ -Breathe!
Shake your arms. Come on!
♪ All that I need ♪
♪ And it was-- ♪♪
on board at all times
AHHHH!
♪ And it was plain to see ♪
[both] Three, two, one...
Me too! Me too!
It itches.
♪ Happy birthday ♪
♪ There's no, no looking back for us ♪
[panting]
Hey, Ruby!
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
You have, what, 17 years on this planet?
Yeah! No!
and avoid sex for two weeks.
♪ With my arms open wide ♪
Whoo!
You should get out in the world too.
♪ She's the best girl that I ever had ♪
The red shirt.
♪ He'd like to come and meet us ♪
♪ I will go where you lead ♪
OK?
Just don't belly flop.
On your feet, my friends. Up, up!
Well, do you want to try, like, going back to back?
♪ Don't know what's in store ♪
Why?
Ruby. Ruby Rossi.
Big dog!
I'm falling asleep!
♪ That was hazy cosmic jive ♪
[grunting]
gfc
What is your first song today?
[moaning]
Get the other boats on board.
OK, little dog.
from someone who's too afraid to even try.
♪ And feather canyons everywhere ♪
Push, push, push, push, push! Push! Push, push, push!
My parents wouldn't even let me ride the bus by myself.
I'll just sign the first part.
♪ And still somehow ♪♪
♪ And feather can-- ♪♪
You can’t go.
Out! Go!
[laughing]
Oh, I...
Ruby, no!
[grunting and squealing]