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Yeah, but you're parked on university property.
which spills all down your blouse,
You see, lying accomplishes nothing.
- Good morning, Dr. Albright. - Good morning.
do you notice how this James brown is always getting somewhere?
- I'm not about to be stuck at home. - Mm-hmm.
gay poop
We should contact him-- I mean, as part of our mission to study life on this planet.
Oh, it's a letter for Dr. Albright.
- Fine. I can woman. - Good.
- What are you doing? - Lying.
and ready to yield to your every--
- Really? - We all think of you as the resident genius.
It's a nipple.
I've changed my mind.
Now, I have three of Einstein's equations on the board.
- Did you get your license? - We were thrown out.
- This is your family? - Why, yes.
- don't move!
I thought the truth was potent,
I could get very good at this.
Oh, yeah, stay out of my room!
- Yes! How did you do it? - Anybody can do it.
Dr. Byron told me about your little speech.
I can't lie to you. I wish I could.
but you look puffy-- you should go home and sleep.
actually, I'm good at everything.
and there's a constant circus in my pants.
Tommy, have you been sitting in that same chair all day?