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- I just-- - I-I don't.
- Wait, you said that I should--
That is like the nicest thing I've ever heard
- Everything? Like in the whole store?
- You want them to know that the breakup is hard for you,
- Um, Cheyenne, I'm sorry.
- And you. - Mm-hmm?
- Yeah, what's up? Did you get the dried fruit?
It's like, again with this person?
one of "Scott McPhee's" favorite...
- Garrett, what the hell?
with Dina just now, and she's not picking up.
- Oh, he's just surprising me with a visit this weekend.
- Oh, do you want me to-- I can text her.
She's probably just a mop with sunglasses.
Gah! You know, this is so messed,
And it would kind of explain
and you're like, well, maybe.
- See ya later.
♪HighInTheMountains.
- Uh-huh, okay. - She's the floor supervisor--
- Okay, all right. Look.
- Cheyenne, this is Lowell Anderson!
- Well, he ate the dog food, and I closed his store anyway.
- "The only thing I like more than beer is twins."
To what do we owe this honor?
I'm gonna poke a hole in the condom.
Uh-huh.
"It's not you, it's me."
- Oh. - I--okay.
I mean, you get it?
- What?
if she wasn't leaving breadcrumbs?
How do you even put up with me?
- I was just-- You was all like--
Have you been monitoring all of our social media?
Were we meeting today?
You're not a genius; you're just a rich dick!
- Look, it's fine. Thank you.
- So it's not true?
This is very exciting for you.
But if you want it so bad,