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that you're breaking up with me.
- I told you, there's no nice way to do it.
- Hey, Brian. What's up?
- I'm actually okay with the fit.
Just tell me.
Note the parka.
- Oh, me neither. How 'bout sick days?
- Sorry, she's...
Weak people, who eat dog food,
I--it was just bugging me, you know?
- I told you, I'm letting it go.
Oh, do you have anybody by the name of Bethany?
- Well, there was no way we could have known.
Now she wants it in writing
- Oh, cool. I bet your elbows are rad.
- It's fine.
one last special night together.
You know, if you're not ready, you're not ready.
Just...
The parking lot's right out here,
But, look, Brian, you're a solid guy,
of, you know, whatever it is he does.
and you are welcome back any time.
but Brian's such a good guy. He deserves better.
- Well, this doesn't seem to be working at all.
who make other people eat dog food.
- ♪ How long
- Oh, look at that.
Are you closing the--
I didn't think I was gonna get emotional.
- Mr. Anderson is not your typical heartless businessman.
- You do?
You just gotta rip off the Band-Aid.
- It's none of my business, okay?
- Right, "Bethany."
- Oh, okay.
before Zephra shuts them all down.
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